Ladies, if your husband ever uttered the words “We’ll use it every weekend,” you already know how this story ends.
This 2004 Regal 2400 LSR has been faithfully sitting in my yard for three summers, reminding me daily of his dreams and my lack of driveway space.
350 Volvo Penta engine – runs great (the one time it did this year)
Comes with trailer – because apparently, “we might take it to the lake next weekend”
Seats more friends than he actually has
Clean interior – because it’s basically lived on land
No leaks, no drama, just needs a home that floats
He says it’s “too nice to let go.” I say it’s “too big to mow around again.”
Take it before I put flower pots in the cup holders and call it a yard ornament.